The first thing that came to mind when I started reading your post was, "Let's see what kind of marketing jokes ChatGPT can come up with!" Here's what I got:

Q. Why did the marketer break up with her boyfriend?

A. Because he didn't understand her need for a strong call-to-action!

Pretty funny, actually! Thanks for the great post. Love the image, too. I'll try to keep this in mind when talking with clients today! I always feel better when the mood feels light, too!